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Sanity
.................. Writers block, it happens occasionally [like erectile
dysfunction, but that's another whole column, not that I ever had a problem with
it, YUK-YUK, like beating a dead horse, if ya know what I mean], just sittin'
here lookin' at a blank mind. Seems like I've covered quite a few subjects in my
time of doin' these rants. Ain't much I haven't babbled about. Gotten comments
from various people sayin' "What are you smokin' and can I get some."after
reading [or tryin' to] the latest round of rambling from a sick mind... EUREKA,
there's the subject... SANITY!!! See, I knew something would pop in there sooner
or later if I give it time. That ol' thought bubble comes floating up from God
knows where to enlighten us all, including myself! I am as surprised as you are
when it comes to the message that unfolds in these columns. Mystery writer? I
don't even know who he is, we are all along for the ride. You know sanity is
just a frame of mind, an attitude or outlook if you will. If there is a person
truly sane they would be locked up for being insane! It's a sick world, don't
you agree? Einstein was considered an idiot when he was growing up, E=MC2,
you're nuts!!! Your perception of the world and events around you shapes your
thought process. If you have your head up your butt you are going to have a
crappy outlook on everything. But if you have your head in the clouds your mind
soars on the wind. You can go through life as a serious intellectual,
questioning, analyzing [check out the basis of that word], criticizing,
everything... or go through life as a raving lunatic, laughing your ass off at
the world around you with a constant grin plastered on yer mug. Of the two, who
is going to have more fun and enjoy Life! You might call me delusional but I
would much rather smile than frown, besides it uses less muscles to do so. Not
to mention you will live longer from the absence of as much stress, easier on
the heart and everything. You can be bummed out about all the things you lack in
this life [new vehicles, bigger house, more stuff to fill that bigger house, a
vibrant sex life, good looks to get that vibrant sex life with, etc.etc.etc. I
bet you can come up with alot of ideas] or be happy with your old piece of crap
car or bike, your shoebox house [it is cozy], and the status of your sex life[or
absence there of]. It comes down to acceptance and gratitude. If you have them
it's natural to acquire that aforementioned smile and peace in your life. So it
is up to us if we want to go through this journey sad or happy depending on our
outlook. Let's take for example Joe A and Joe B, you encounter Joe B and say
"How's it going?" He replies "Well the dog died, my pickup is broke and the ol'
lady left me." Sheeze, nice talkin' to you, really uplifting.. NOT!!! Or you see
Joe A and ask him the same and he says "That ol' dog of mine finally went to his
maker, good thing he doesn't have to suffer no more, pickup broke so now I can
get that new one I wanted, and the ol' lady's gone so Wooo Hooo, let's us go
find sum new stuff!!!" Well good seein' ya Joe A, let's do this again sometime!
Who would you rather hang with? Same set of circumstances for both, it's all
about outlook and attitude. So Keep yer Sunny side up till next time ya all!!!
Zzen news, They say the good die young. That explains why I've only seen K-Bob
around. All the other members of Zzen must have died, that's why I haven't heard
anything for awhile. I'm sure they have all turned into Angels watching over us,
protecting us from harm, Bless their little hearts! I feel sooo warm an' fuzzy
knowin' they are up there. You might catch a glimpse or hear the fluttering of
their wings July 11th at the Bullet Bar in Sherman @ 1pm if you are real quiet
an' sneak up on them. Otherwise you will have to take my word for their
existence. Auggie an' Sunshine stopped by fer abit on their way back from the
Mayo clinic in the cities, I guess they ran out of lunchmeat an' bread so they
had to leave. It was good to see them though, speakin' of Angels. She will be
needing all of our prayers to keep her in this world, just for a little longer,
not many like her around an' we could use as many as we can get. Oh well, time
to put on my straight-jacket and go to my rubber-room in the HA-HA Hotel. Till
next time maybe, they're takin' away my crayons. HOOTIE-HOOT!!! Wiz
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