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                                                              FREEDOM vs. MONEY

I returned from Legislative Days in Pierre with mixed feelings about the events that transpired there. We had a fair turnout of concerned bikers who showed up to fight for ALL of the motorcyclists of the state and the world. We need alot more. So many enjoy the freedoms that so few give to them through their vigilance and dedication. Yeah, I get pissed sometimes when I ask someone when they are out riding joyfully without a helmet if they are an ABATE member and the response is that it isn't on their list of priorities, and don't bother them about it. They act as if it is a given to enjoy the freedoms that a few have had to wrestle away from the powers that be. And the $25 bucks to join ABATE is just too much money to pay for something they can't readily see as a benefit to them. By sticking their head in the sand they leave their ass wide open to be kicked or worse, you know what I'm talking about as they have been doing it to us in that locale for years now, anybody got some Vaseline? It would be nice for a little foreplay first, just a smack on the cheek would do, maybe some flowers or something. I tried licking THEM once on the face and they didn't like it too much, well maybe a couple of female legislators but on the whole, nope. Especially one elected official with big ears, but I think it was what Shakespeare said "I think he doth protest too much". Maybe he liked it and it scared him in his sexuality, whatever. I admit on my part alcohol was a factor, do ya think?? I don't do that happy crap no more but that is my choice. I was really proud to be part of the ABATE family up there and not only by making a showing but the issues discussed and the speakers we had were great. Thank you all who attended. One segment was what legislation should we address. We decided that if it wasn't directly motorcycle related we should stay out of it. Albeit being a individual rights issue we wanted to get involved, but we would have to fight it on an individual basis. One example was our little buddie Rich Engals introduction on the primary seatbelt law. Before the cops couldn't pick you up just because you weren't wearing your seat belt, now they can pick you up just for that. His reasoning was the 5.2 million in Federal blackmail money we as a state would recieve if passed. Let's see, the way the Government goes through money that would pay for half a streetlight. But that ain't all of the money that could be generated from selling out our freedom of choice, don't forget about all the income from fines and whatever else they find when they pull you over. This crap about "For your own Good", where does it stop? Let's see, alot of people get hurt every year from falling out of bed. Therefore I propose legislation to require seatbelts [bedbelts] and helmets to all who sleep, punishable by fine and imprisonment. They would set up another branch of law enforcement [The Federal Pillow Police] FPP, to sneak into our bedrooms, raise the covers, and check us out for compliance. Of course more revenue from the taxation of the sale of bedbelts and fiberglass bed bonnets would ensue. Individual freedoms, what's that, there's money to be made here. Sounds ridiculous but we know it can happen. More people need to get involved so it don't! Okie-Dokie enough for now, Nightty-Nite!
On to Zzen chapter news, Hummm, not much to report. My work schedule has prevented me from attending the meetings lately but I have my informers everywhere telling me what's going on. The fight was on in Nebraska for their freedom of choice on helmets, as of this writing I don't know how that went. I personally E-mailed EVERY legislator in that state, and there are alot of 'em, about how much money they are losing by riders avoiding their state on the way to Sturgis and the statistics on helmet use. I do what I can. SHUUSSH, don't tell anyone but our next secret meeting of the Zzen freedom fighters is April 4th @ 1 pm in the hidden location of the Chancellor Bar in Chancellor, SD. We will have lookouts to make sure no unauthorized personnel are admitted. Can't be to lax on security ya know. I wonder how many people fall off barstools every year? Don't get me started! HOOTIE-HOOT!!! Wiz

 

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